Product Testing

I found this in the pharmacy this morning:

Too late for this morning's pains and twinges, true, but...

I SMELL AN EXPERIMENT!!!

(I have such a difficult time resisting scientific procedure.)

Suddenly, I have my plans for the evening all laid out before me!

Thank you, Modern Medicine!

Lassie, Go Home!

So, I noticed that today on Yahoo, they were discussing some Oscar nominees...

(Swiped from the Yahoo.com page.)

They listed "The Descendents," and "Moneyball," and something called "The Artist," (which I had previously, if incorrectly, dismissed as another film about that funny, little, purple guy formerly known as Prince.)

(Uh, WRONG!!!)

But as I read the article, it hit me... Holy Crap! That looks like Crosby!

(I actually think Crosby is more handsome!)

I knew it! My dog, Crosby, could be in movies and earning his keep around here! (Instead of freeloading and squatting like some deadbeat hippie!)

That, OR he has been moonlighting instead of going to his Doggie Daycare.

If this is the case, I better be extra nice to him, you know, in case he wins the Oscar!

Technophobe's Illustrated #21

1/6/2012 - Christopher P. Toler

2012 - Change the Calendar!

Happy New Year, everybody!

And, as with New Year's past, I put together a new calendar for the missus. I kept with the "Chick Flick" theme, (just because I think chickens are funny!) and fired up the old PhotoShop, (and grey matter,) to serve up yet another eye-stinging squirt from the freshly squeezed lemon of my mind!

Enjoy!

Cheers! And have a great 2012!