Okay, I need someone who reads Japanese!
I found these online while looking for a punch-line and "OMG!" (That's right. I "textspoke!" I can be hip and groovy like the kids these days!)
LIGHTSABER CHOPSTICKS!!!
I didn't know such a thing existed. Needing!
I must have 2 pairs. Quickly before my A.D.D. kicks in and...
Ahh, screw it.
