With the recent rash of bombings in my neighborhood, (yes! Bombings!) and Hallowe'en's rapid approach, I am reminded of the year that I decided to dress up as the Unabomber.
No! Not Ted Kaczynski's UnaBomber mugshot, the police sketch artist's version.
The two are so different that it got me thinking, ANYONE could have been that guy!
"All Points Bulletin: Be on the lookout for Magnum P.I.!"
And being frequently bored with the stuff I am supposed to be doing, (A.K.A., life,) I chose to fire up the photoshop and test my theory.
Since anyone with a hood, mustache and sunglasses could fit the description of this "artist," (I don't think the guy could draw hair or eyes,) I compiled an ALTERNATIVE list of suspects.
And I'm keeping my eyes on these ones...
Sixties rock singer and former political figure, Sonny Bono:
Actually, he's pretty much in the clear.
Anchorman, Ron Burgundy:
Adult film star, Ron Jeremy:
Coffee Baron Juan Valdez:
Seventies sitcom star, Mr. Kotter:
Simpsons neighbor Ned "Diddly" Flanders: