Happy New Years to all!
Well for most people it means starting over and doing a little self-improvement via 'New Years Resolutions.' But the sad truth is that 90% of all Americans break their resolutions within three months, (like me, for example, and my resolution to stop creating fictitious percentages to try to make a point!)
So what is a person bent on bettering themselves to do? If you guessed make more easily attainable resolutions, you are right! (And better than those idiots who couldn't guess this!)
As yet another Public Service Announcement, here now are some "Attainable Resolutions" suggestions: